Sep. 10th, 2017/
Ariel: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Mirror! I know you’re in there!
The Mirror: Give it a rest, Ariel! I’m trying to plan a little vacation here yet you persist in asking me this same stupid question over and over and over and over! Don’t you ever get tired of it?
The Mirror: Okay, you want to know who’s fairer than you?
[Picks up phone book] The Mirror: Now, this is just the greater Los Angeles area…